"Yard" sale

Standing outside in 100 degree weather while people go through my old stuff doesn't sound like a fun time, so we're having our yard sale inside, where there's AC. In our yard sale is basically everything that we didn't want to move. It's our first yard/garage sale (not that we haven't sold stuff on craigslist and ebay) and I think it's a sign that we're old.

Would you come to this yard sale?